31 Immature Dad Jokes That Aren’t Fully Groan Yet (April 12, 2024)

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John Summers • Contributor
Apr 12, 2024 8:00 PM EDT

This listicle is so Punny! But you know what's funny? The fact that when we were kids, and also when we were teenagers, we used to groan and cringe whenever our dads told a particularly bad dad joke. And now that we are parents ourselves, we can't help but tell the same stupid jokes to our kids, who groan and cringe just like we did. And it's not that our sense of humor changed once we became parents, The truth is that we always found these jokes funny, we just found our parents cringy! Want some proof? we STILL groan and cringe every time OUR parents share some horrible puns! 

One day our kids will become parents themselves and they will pass on these cringe-worthy puns to their kids and so on. It's a long line of dad jokes that started somewhere in the Middle Ages and are still plaguing society to this day.

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  • 01
    I hate Daylight Savings Time so much... Riken's Beard I actually lost sleep over it. Riken's Beand
    via @dad__jokes_, Riker's Beard
  • 02
    THE NEIGHBOUR TELLS ME YOU ARE CHASING PEOPLE ON A BICYCLE... HE'S LYING... I DON'T EVEN HAVE A BICYCLE!!!
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 03
    I just grilled a chicken for two hours. It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 04
    "Muffins" backward is exactly what you want to do when you take them out the oven.
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 05
    First man on The Moon was Neil Armstrong's camera man.
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 06
    MAC supports Windows
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  • 07
    Just bought a log cabin from Ikea.
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 08
    When you're cooking & the recipe says "chill in the fridge for one hour" K
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 09
    WELL, THAT SEEMS REDUNDANT! W
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 10
    SPEED LIMIT ENFORCED BY AIRCRAFT 72 in a 55! Take him out! FF 039
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 11
    No matter how still you have been He's Ben Stiller
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 12
    Kling-off Kling-on
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 13
    IT'S A NICE DAY FOR A LIGHT SWEATER IT'S A NICE DAY FOR A CARDIGAAAAN!!
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 14
    Heard that baking soda will clean the oven. Hope this works De Coca De e
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 15
    MY MOM THREW AWAY ALL MY BLOCKS I'M...
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 16
    What a confusing time to be a pirate
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 17
    therapist: Darth Hogan isn't real. He can't hurt you. Darth Hogan: I AM YOUR FATHER, BROTHER.
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 18
    When someone told you a joke 10 minutes ago and you finally get it
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 19
    Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don't have toetips, yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 20
    Net fix and chill.
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 21
    I'm sorry Das a foot DAIN PURIFIED WATER DAJAN L2 (1.25 PO S
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 22
    I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish.
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 23
    V8 RAPID TESLA
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  • 24
    ELL 811 self-driving car Gogle Google thinks they're slick with those Chrome Rims.
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 25
    imgilip.com NATIVITY SCENE ON A BUDGET José Jesus Maria Angel CAMEL F BLEND
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 26
    THIS PUN IS ONLY INTENDED FOR TRAINING PORPOISES imgflip.com
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 27
    FOR THOSE THAT HAVE NEVER SEEN A CATFISH !!
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 28
    Say what you want about waiters, but I think they bring a lot to the table.
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 29
    Did you know Mortal Kombat is actually based on an old Scandinavian church song? Yes, a Finnish hymn. Wait, really?
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 30
    SO TELL US A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF imglo.com I'D RATHER NOT, I REALLY NEED THIS JOB
    via @dad__jokes_
  • 31
    When I was young, I was poor. But after years of hard work, I am no longer young.
    via @dad__jokes_

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